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A Candle for a Man’s Man
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A Candle for a Man’s Man
$25.99
Smells like Alaska
Or what you imagine Alaska smells like while you're watching reality TV and eating Cheetos on the recliner.
2 in stock
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A Candle for Dad Bods
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A Candle for Dad Bods
$25.99
Real men have curves.
And now there’s no reason to feel guilty!
1 in stock
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A Candle for Dad Jokes
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A Candle for Dad Jokes
$25.99
Hi Tired! My name's Dad.
1 in stock
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Dang! Anti-Cursing Vintage Paint Can·dle
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Dang! Anti-Cursing Vintage Paint Can·dle
$26.99
It is a soy wax candle after all. I’m not sure what I was expecting, but I hoped it would be better than this. This is fine and all, I guess. I just thought it was gonna be a couple mil’. DAMN!. Time to be a home remodeler for I bit.
3 in stock
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Every Great Mom Says The F Word Candle
$24.99Quick Look
Every Great Mom Says The F Word Candle
$24.99
I don't know about you, but I'm all "come on kids, let's get in the car and prepare for a wonderful day at school" but there is always that one Fing kid that can never find his Fing shoes, and then I'm the bad guy cause I lose my SHIT!
1 in stock
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Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Candle
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Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Candle
$24.99
Infused with Independence. Hey, we all have a starter marriage…or two...we don't judge. We are also not going to stop you if you decide to light all their shit on fire. We'll be the lookout.
1 in stock
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Good Shit Vintage Paint Can·dle
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Good Shit Vintage Paint Can·dle
$26.99
Good Shit.
That truffle buttery scent!
1 in stock
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Gosh Darnit Anti-Cursing Vintage Paint Can·dle
$26.99Quick LookGosh Darnit Anti-Cursing Vintage Paint Can·dle
$26.99
Gosh Darnit
You damn kids and your damn dirt bikes. Get off my lawn! You can all go burn in hell you little shits. Hope you have fun in juvie. And oh yeah, the Roundup is a damn carcinogen.
3 in stock
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Please Leave By 9:00 Candle
$24.99Quick Look
Please Leave By 9:00 Candle
$24.99
The days of getting started at 9 are long gone. You don't gotta go home, but you can't stay here.
2 in stock
