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Our pixies were talking about how much they love our customers and thought it might make it easier for some of our local peeps to shop if they delivered online orders. So if you live in Grand Junction and can’t make it in, our pixies will bring your order to you!

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  • Vinyl Stickers

    $4.75

    Vinyl Stickers

    $4.75

    Can be placed on laptops, automobiles, coffee mugs, bicycles, water bottles, glass, or any clean, smooth surface. You can even run it through the dishwasher if placed on glassware.

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    Fringed Plaid Black Scarf

    $20.00 $16.00

    Fringed Plaid Black Scarf

    $20.00 $16.00

    Fringed plaid scarf. Black, gray, pink, and white.

    2 in stock

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  • ombre lace kimono

    Ombre Dip Dye Cotton Lace Kimono

    $36.99

    Ombre Dip Dye Cotton Lace Kimono

    $36.99

    Cream and rose colored.

    1 in stock

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  • Voices In My Head Demand Coffee Mug

    $16.99

    Voices In My Head Demand Coffee Mug

    $16.99

    As we all know, coffee is the most important meal of the day. Coffee and a smile? Even better! Also suitable for tea, cocoa, warm milk, and highballs.

    2 in stock

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  • Bubble & Geek Candles

    $16.00

    Bubble & Geek Candles

    $16.00

    Candles feature clean, renewable soy wax made from soybeans grown in the USA with naturally lead-free cotton wicks and the highest-quality fragrance oils.

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  • Dr. Lip Bang’s Lip Freak

    $9.99

    Dr. Lip Bang’s Lip Freak

    $9.99

    Freak your lips out!

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    Santa Knows Holiday Card

    $5.00 $3.75

    Santa Knows Holiday Card

    $5.00 $3.75

    He Always Knoooooooooooows!

    1 in stock

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    Spiderweb LippyClip

    $12.99 $6.99

    Spiderweb LippyClip

    $12.99 $6.99

    Black and white cobwebbed lip balm holder topped with a silver clip.

    2 in stock

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  • Rose Gold Heart Tea Infuser

    $16.00

    Rose Gold Heart Tea Infuser

    $16.00

    Stainless Steel Rose Gold Heart Tea Infuser

    2 in stock

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    Sugar Bag Dish Towel

    $8.99 $6.74

    Sugar Bag Dish Towel

    $8.99 $6.74

    White dish towel with sugar bag printed on it in teal writing.

    2 in stock

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    Flour Bag Dish Towel

    $8.99 $6.74

    Flour Bag Dish Towel

    $8.99 $6.74

    White dish towel with flour bag printed on it in red writing.

    1 in stock

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  • And Here Pillow

    $32.99

    And Here Pillow

    $32.99

    Here, here, and also….here

    8 in stock

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  • We Had Sex Here Pillow

    $32.99

    We Had Sex Here Pillow

    $32.99

    Just naughty….

    8 in stock

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  • When In Doubt Pull It Out Dish Towel

    $15.99

    When In Doubt Pull It Out Dish Towel

    $15.99

    Our cooking is fabulous . . Even the smoke alarm cheers us on!

    1 in stock

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  • Don’t Worry Dishes Dish Towel

    $15.99

    Don’t Worry Dishes Dish Towel

    $15.99

    Don’t worry . . .

    1 in stock

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  • Batman Chibi Mini Backpack

    $75.00

    Batman Chibi Mini Backpack

    $75.00

    Loungefly DC Comics mini backpack.

    2 in stock

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  • Unicorn Charm Keychains

    $3.00

    Unicorn Charm Keychains

    $3.00

    Rainbow unicorn keychain. The unicorn charm is made of non toxic soft material. Great for kids!

    28 in stock

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    Welcome Ranch Embellished Dish Towel

    $8.99 $6.74

    Welcome Ranch Embellished Dish Towel

    $8.99 $6.74

    Yee-Haawwww”

    3 in stock

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  • 6 Count Drink Markers

    $12.99

    6 Count Drink Markers

    $12.99

    So many markers to choose from. Collect them all. who needs googley eyes when you can stick a smiling ghost your cup as a way to introduce yourself. Fun for any get together and make sure that you don’t accidentally infect yourself with anyone else’s cooties. Our Pixies highly recommend all of these and say they have stopped many a flying fight and the silly tongue even makes a great pillow for recovering. They seem kind of small to Ogre but he still sometimes tries to lay on them after accidentally picking a fight with a door.

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  • LED Flashing Twinkle Sparkle Glass

    $15.99

    LED Flashing Twinkle Sparkle Glass

    $15.99

    Twinkle twinkle little glass… Tipsy tipsy in a flash… Something something I forget… buy your LED Flashing Twinkle Sparkle Glass today.

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  • Wine Bottle Lock

    $14.99

    Wine Bottle Lock

    $14.99

    So, we tested this on our tipsiest pixies and it works. We even left a bottle out for them to try to break into while the store was closed. When we came in the the bottle was broken and there was wine all over the floor but the lock was still over the cork so, hey, thats something. Now if you have a good way to get wine out of carpet we may be very interested in reading it.

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  • Assorted Stretchy Knotted Headbands

    $10.99$12.99

    Assorted Stretchy Knotted Headbands

    $10.99$12.99

    Ensure a good hair day!

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  • Cat Butt Keychains

    $13.29

    Cat Butt Keychains

    $13.29

    Send to someone who could use a lil cat butt in their life.

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  • Turkish Coffee Cups

    $26.99

    Turkish Coffee Cups

    $26.99

    A cup of Turkish coffee is worth 40 years of friendship.

    1 in stock

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  • cat butts

    Squished Tush Animal Bookmarks

    $4.99

    Squished Tush Animal Bookmarks

    $4.99

    “You have to squash the cat to find your page.”

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  • brooch

    Steampunk Scissor Hair Piece & Brooch

    $18.99

    Steampunk Scissor Hair Piece & Brooch

    $18.99

    Get your steampunk on!

    4 in stock

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  • metal hair clip

    Steampunk Gear Wing Metal Hair Clip

    $20.99

    Steampunk Gear Wing Metal Hair Clip

    $20.99

    Keep calm and steampunk!

    5 in stock

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  • sliver keychain

    I Like Your Butt Keychain

    $4.99

    I Like Your Butt Keychain

    $4.99

    I hope your day is as nice as your butt!

    18 in stock

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  • funny dish towel for sale

    It’s Your Meds Dish Towel

    $15.99

    It’s Your Meds Dish Towel

    $15.99

    Sing along!

    6 in stock

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  • dish towel

    Lose My Jesus Dish Towel

    $15.99

    Lose My Jesus Dish Towel

    $15.99

    Do it!  I dare you!

    6 in stock

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Our Pixies are collectors, that’s what makes them so good at the accessory store business… Trade them your info for an awesome (and only a little weird) news letter for the happenings around the store! They’re greedy little brats, so don’t worry about your info getting out, they barely even show it to us…

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Featured Awesomeness

We like our mugs to do the talking for us because we can’t function before coffee. We also like our socks to have personality, our coasters to have a bit of an attitude problem, and our dishtowels to be vaguely threatening. Check out the latest additions to our favorite stuff.

  • 6 Count Drink Markers

    $12.99

    6 Count Drink Markers

    $12.99

    So many markers to choose from. Collect them all. who needs googley eyes when you can stick a smiling ghost your cup as a way to introduce yourself. Fun for any get together and make sure that you don’t accidentally infect yourself with anyone else’s cooties. Our Pixies highly recommend all of these and say they have stopped many a flying fight and the silly tongue even makes a great pillow for recovering. They seem kind of small to Ogre but he still sometimes tries to lay on them after accidentally picking a fight with a door.

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  • All Up In The Hair Bobby Pins

    $12.99

    All Up In The Hair Bobby Pins

    $12.99

    All Up In The Hair bobby pins are tighter than standard bobby pins. Because these are meant to make your hair look pretty, we strongly suggest you pull the ends of the bobby pins apart before putting them into and taking them out of your hair to prevent hair pulling.

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  • And Here Pillow

    $32.99

    And Here Pillow

    $32.99

    Here, here, and also….here

    8 in stock

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  • Anne Taintor Crew Socks

    $12.99

    Anne Taintor Crew Socks

    $12.99

    Comfy, cozy and very cute: our Crew Socks are a delicious blend of cotton, polyester and spandex.

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Online Only

Toasted Pixie offers some of the best weird stuff around. If you like our picks as much as we do, shop some of our online only goodies.