The Magical Boutique
The most amazing, funny, and mildly offensive gifts and accessories all in one place.
Featured Products
Cards, coasters, notebooks, signs, you name it. It doesn’t matter if this is for you, your mom, or your highly intelligent wiener dog; we have what you want. You may not know you want it yet – but when you spit out your coffee as you read it, you’ll know.
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Beauty Sleep Kitchen Towel
$17.59 -
Sarcasm Pen Set
$14.99 -
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You Old Slut – Card
$5.99 -
Drunken Escapades Journal
$21.99 -
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Always At 1% – Tech Kit
$29.99 -
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Offensive-ISH Crayons
$15.69 -
Your Girlfriend Dog Bandana
$15.29 -
Grow, Dammit Planter
$16.99
Some other things that you might like, or that may make you pee your pants.
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Don’t Worry Dishes Dish Towel
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Double Wall Skull Glass
$22.95 -
Mommy Didn’t Say That . . .
$13.95 -
Vintage Pixie Brooch
$13.99 -
Sale!
Assorted Canvas Bags
$4.99 -
F Bomb Dropper Dish Towel
$16.99 -
And Here Pillow
$32.99 -
Mineral Wash T-Shirt
$28.98 – $33.23 -
Sad Shirtless Ogre Desk Calendar
$13.99 -
Feel so Inclined – 11oz Black Mug
$10.99 -
Jesus can’t hear me Bumper Stickers
$8.99 -
Fish Smart Ceramic Mug 15oz
$11.99 -
Farty Time Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
$12.99 -
Kiln Coffee Spilled Cup Gag
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Farmhouse Streusel Wood Wick Rustic Farmhouse Soy Candle
$25.99 -
Beauty Sleep Kitchen Towel
$17.59 -
Everything, Plz.-Wellness Patch Multipack
$14.99 -
Focus, Plz.-Wellness Patch Multipack
$14.99 -
William Shakespeare’s Black Tea Blend
$15.99 -
Lewis Carroll’s Black Tea Blend
$15.99 -
Men of IngenuiTEA VarieTEA
$0.50 -
Charles Dickens’ Black Tea Blend
$15.99 -
Henry David Thoreau’s Herbal Tisane Blend
$15.99 -
Mary Shelley’s Green Tea Blend
$15.99 -
Men’s Tonic – Herbal Wellness Tea
$18.99 -
Lavender Orange Beeswax Body Butter
$14.99 -
Coffee Beard Buff
$15.99
Join Our Club
Our Pixies are world searching fun warriors. That’s why we get the best gifts and accessories. We search every crook and nanny, overturn every phone, and check behind every celebrity refrigerator. Sign up to our club today and you’ll get a regular news letter with discounts, events, and a little humor. We will let you know about our best sales, newest gifts, and what new amazing partners we are working with this month!
Our Deal
Toasted Pixie focuses on working with as many small and women owned businesses* as we can. Our passion as a small, woman-owned business is to support the community of female entrepreneurs, small businesses, and people just out working hard to make a better life. We hope you enjoy our curated collection of products, produced mostly by Colorado resident woman-owned businesses.
*Thank you to the very annoying man who pointed out that the use of the work pixies along with small woman owned business made it seem like we were only supporting small women. This has never occured to our founder, as she is five feet tall, and has always been a small woman. For the edification of all our shoppers, and those who are concerned about the feelings of small women everywhere – and not just small, women-owned businesses, she neatly kicked his ass and sent him packing.
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Mineral Wash T-Shirt
$28.98 – $33.23 -
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Fish Smart Ceramic Mug 15oz
$11.99 -
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Beauty Sleep Kitchen Towel
$17.59 -